|Posted on November 12, 2013 at 12:10 AM|
Put on your party hat (by which I obviously mean "Trojan"), it's...
Get your pin-the-tail-on-the-Yoda on as D. the Deejay does the Chicken Dance with the older and possibly-wiser Tom Schalk, Garrett Williams, Zacharey Hollingshead, Brandi Shade, Mark Stantz, and Aedylon Issyrol as they spin the bottle with topics like doing the Dustin, nostalgia, Tom’s 57th birthday, eggplant delight, hiccuping to death, horny crickets and birds, Game Of Thrones Ale, a pound of snot, secretly famous, cleaning Tom’s pores, being diagnosed by Dr. Seuss, frogs in throats, life advice, hot towel, puddle-jumpers, sweaty vaginas, the language of cinematography, skateboard hockey, dromedaries, Pac-Man twerking, attempting to crush beer cans on your forehead, Yogi Bear’s illicit activities, birthday spankings, Server Demonica, Phoenix Wright No. 9, what Das Bier Fox says, degaussing toothpaste, Super Ukelele Bros., Nickelback: Not Even Once, Shade’s horrifying face, spooning the Wizard of Oz, a podcasty symphony of destruction, synchronized defecating, buzzing phones, sexy laptops, Tiny Tim, Halloween recap, an update on Garrett’s mother, Phantom Of The Ukelele, cookies, The Vagina Monologues, crossed wires in Google Hangouts, learning “Moonlight Sonata” on the go, ancient librarian technology, Revenge Of Horny Goat Fighter, Tom’s birthday balls dropping, shower mounts, yawning, New York City being the place for Christopher Walken, Star Wars: Episode VII, Optimus being the king of coupons (not queuepons), mothers named Michael, Tom actually fapping, and Mark getting Shade ejected from the podcast. Also introducing: Scar!
Get ready to open your credits:
Have a slice of any of these three delicious birthday cakes:
Now, don't forget to give Aunt Berta some sugar to say thank you for the lovely sweater with the duckies on it! D'awwwww!