|Posted on September 30, 2013 at 11:30 AM|
Is everybody happy? That'll all change when you hear...
Turn that smile upside-down with Jordan Martyr, Garrett Williams, Tom Schalk and his brother Steve, as they draw-and-quarter such topics as AdBlock AdBlocking itself, Whose Line Is It Anyway: Stoner Edition, full-frontal Colonel Sanders, emailing yourself, sheathing your lightsaber, sharp food, Uncle Ron from Indiana, the balls!, too much corn, papier mache people’s rights, bra-ing the mountains, your gender while being tickled in midair, invisible lakes, Mickey Mouse on the hard stuff, mailing Randy Savage a hat made out of Tinker Toys, will the real Slim Jim please stand up, snapping into a zoot suit, being a hemorrhoid, visible dog farts, Pepsi-flavored Cheetos (which are actually real), Gallagherphilia, the Silky Sheriff, spreading elf awareness, having sex dreams about the founder of the Mormon church, how to make Pop Tarts a part of your complete breakfast, advertising what’s already happening, Muddy Buddies, controllers with mini-keyboards, Dust’n Donuts, watermelon hips, wanging the chung, touching MC Hammer, Breaking Van Der Beek, Fantastic Beasts and How To Photoshop Them, Christopher walkin’ the dog, Photoshop ventriloquism, Optimus Prime transforming into a black woman, Dick Cheney Fudd, putting the “k” in panic, why Tom is going to hell, Betty Boop’s botox, speaking with a Tumblr representative, fistnipples, Old Zealand, choosing punta, finding sponges attractive, hookers and licorice, the slow fap, and Bible study.
Credits... will do fine *waves hand mystically*:
Time has come for your ears to be lambasted with one of three ostentatious formats:
Well, guess that's all I have to say. What I'm trying to say, is that I don't know what to say. I don't even know where to begin. Til it be laterz!