|Posted on September 16, 2013 at 2:15 PM|
Aw, crud! It's about to be...
Feel all grumpy in the pants with Garrett the Williams and Tom the Schalk, as they whinge and also grouse about the Slug Effect, getting paid in Yen, breeding pennies in Second Life, being old, Goonies and Godfathers, enigmas wandering the space of the internet, Batman’s parents going to “live on a farm”, Tom’s sledgehammer, romancing the Chrysler building, rules 34 and 35 as applied to ADHDcast, Empire State being a power-bottom, How To Basic, cozying up to a can of paint, learning how to have “swag”, eating dairy, gurling blood and death, pho (AKA, FUH!), referencing Genesis songs without meaning to, the twerking (again), stealing Huey Lewis, licensing issues that prevent us from having any fun, shaking your social media, podcast perfume samples, being in a metacarpal relationship, the Schalker, Hannoying, ancient nanotechnology, The Mighty Aqua-ducks, the evil of Beliebers, the evolution of Drake & Josh, David Bowie tour news, fresh insights into Labyrinth, Sudafed Batman’s tips and tricks for Duck Hunt, Duck Lamp: The Treasure Of Tales Movie, Tony Jay, Disney movies and shows, the epicness of Gargoyles, Thundercats bloopers, the Tomophone, un-clownlike mustaches, why “YMCA” is the anthem of gay elbows and Cher-queens, animated storybooks, Stickybear, Schogetten, our viewership being not at all improved by Naziism, Patrick Warburton, Randy Savage love, the ramen burger, improved HD Google Hangouts, and Yogi Bear forcing Boo Boo to use the free perfume samples from ADHDcast Magazine.
Before you start crying into your beer, maybe you should try LISTENING for once when I'm talking to you:
Now, you can hear whining at maximum volume in three annoying formats:
Fine, there, you have it! Now GET OUTTA HERE ALREADY!