|Posted on September 9, 2013 at 1:55 PM|
Welcome back to the golden realm of...
Gird thy loins with Sir Aedylon, the Duke of Ferret, Lady Shade, and resident court jesters Waynick and Stantz as they parley about having genitalia, yams of doom, rice pudding, Deus Ex: Human Revolution, rum and Disaronno, Lithuanian ninjas, gluten-free whiskey, Cthulhu, the trustworthiness of Wikipedia, the elusive mushroom-snake, the wonders of the S.C.U.M.M. engine, new shoes, Zoobooks, yogHurt, ADHD being not real, whether or not “midget” is offensive (spoiler: it is), matching shirts, floppies, talking to things that cannot hear you, random Shakespeare, paying for the privilege of using crappy software, indoor bottle rockets, speciality ribbons, how to inherit the Garrett ferret, liquor preferences, the somewhat-contested hotness of Rosario Dawson, one too many antennae, ESPing your pants, reality sitcoms, noise-cancelling webcams, bucket or f*** it, the Wonder Twins, shuffling our guests, taquitos, Mark’s paradoxes, phone wallpaper, Katy Perry’s “Prism” being unrelated to computer programs, D. predicts the future, Anthony Stewart Head, sigh-yodeling, more than the belly button, sexy British accents in your inbox, serenading Roseanne, back them files up, keeping it in the family, Brandi choking herself, growing extra “parts” on mice, the Cuban Shuffle Team versus the Curly Shuffle Team, getting laid versus making love, tentacles, laptop power supplies, The Rapping Prompt, an unholy din, Mark being a good housewife, Marcy Playground, Fox News is no news, corgis, Aedylon castrating John, the quality of character animation in video games and the causes of low quality, sound checking the crickets, taking a swig of your cigarette, the Ontario Megacorp Financial Group, Rachel Parent’s neophyte badassery, twerking manually, and getting a life.
Before we sally forth into fields stained red, mayhaps you should peruse these posted decrees:
Choose your weapon wisely from these three archetypes:
Have at thee, vile Monday - we shall slay the beast together! FOR IRELAND!