|Posted on July 8, 2013 at 1:40 PM|
Break out the streamers (and the strippers), pick up a keg, call your parents and lie that you're staying over at your most responsible friend's house! Time to party down with...
EPISODE X - Birthday Secks
Between "pin the tail on the donkey" and trying to get That One Dude to stop wearing a lampshade, hear D. the Deejay converse with Brandi Shade, Mark Stantz, John Waynick and Garrett Will-yums about all manner of things, including but not limited to birthday sex (duh), selling cars to Nigerian princes, waterproof phones, Super Olive Bros., the gravitational pull of Shade’s mother’s “donk”, Russian Leprechauns, playing basketball in the kitchen, wishing for a sex change, ramen with chocolate chips, John’s date night with Zach, the dangers of masturbating with leprosy, Daft Punk’s new album, lesbians with guns, losing your pants, keeping up with the Kardashians (or not), baked potatoes, penistrees, the one cool moment in D.’s history, strawberry birthday cigars, your horoscope for today (or your birthdate), Brandi trying to pronounce hard words, being the Great Goblin, marking one’s territory, Narnia, Babybel cheese, a flock of Peters, racism in Dunkin Donuts, getting pregnant with a jelly bean, dissecting “Libertarian”, biting in very unfortunate places, Alienware, the soundtracks of the Ninja Turtles movies, breaking into Livejournal and/or Myspace, and the fate of The Shadow. Also, Mark takes the helm for the first (and only?) time, as well as Story Hour With Shade!
Before crawling into the bathtub for a few precious hours of sleep, let's clean up all the credits:
Our show is being broadcast in three highly-intoxicated formats:
ADHDcast Episode 10 Zip files: (mp3) (m4a) (ogg) ... and (one long mp3)
That's it! I'm calling a cab, and you'd better not let me drive home! ~D.