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ADHDcast 22: Schalk Counter-Schalk

Posted on October 14, 2013 at 10:15 AM Comments comments (0)

Gird your loins for another navigationablicious...

ADHDcast
EPISODE XXII - Schalk Counter-Schalk

Reunite for the first time with Tom Schalk and his brother Steve, and also Aedylon Issyrol, as they play intellectual parcheesi with such topics as the law of the concrete jungle, action figures, neTwerking, et tu verata nicto, Wil Wheaton kidnapping your family, the Kermit-off, grilled cookies, the Yoda-off, the black metal-off, Stoned Wars, fighting trees, the Hyperloop, Lon Gisland, using Ninja Turtles as a pickup line, why Nathan Fillion should have played Green Lantern, tuna and beans, the Odd Couple, Jason Statham movies, the seven words, getting one’s anatomy caught in an air conditioner, watching Saiyans twerk, Justin Timberlake wishing he was Michael Jackson, horoscopes, whether or not Shark Tale (AKA, Will Smith as a fish) holds up, Tom being schizophrenic, blaspheming against the Angry Video Game Nerd, two-sided printing, being too French for French class, reasons to read Voltaire, ska-thic music, creepy old man voices, bastardizing Disney, the wide world of Hanna-Barbera, the failings of evil frog minions, Istanbul not being Constantinople, pop music going to crap in the latter half of the 90s, concert culture and progressive rock, the need for balance in government, the difference between Gerald and Henry, a possibly-inaccurate definition of tax shelters, being blown off the road due to clean energy, Japanese electric motorcycles, and patriotism versus nationalism.

 

Whatchoo talkin' bout credits? Here they are:

  • Today's episode features the songs “You Wanna Start Something” and “To The End”, used with permission from the ravishing Florrie. Go give her money NOW
  • Most of the *free* music utilized in this podcast is from the various artists album Serenity, and also by Aleksi Eeben, available over at Kahvi.org.
  • Interested in the proposed Hyperloop mentioned in today's podcast? Check out more information right exactly here!
  • Any questions/suggestions/comments can be submitted to diadae at mail dotkom (that's an email address I'm spelling out phoenetically to avoid spammbotz), or posted in comments on this blog post. Even if you have audio questions or comments, go right ahead; I can splice them in. This includes questions for any guests, which I'll bring up next time they're on the show (if ever... though it's likely they will be).
  • Don't forget that you can subscribe to my YouTube channel to catch VIDEO versions of the interviews! (WARNING: the clips are unedited and will likely take longer to watch than the audio-only versions that I condense down into my podcast releases.)
  • This podcast is NSFW for language and crude humor.
  • This episode clocks in at approximately 2 hours and 6 minutes.
  • ADHDcast is released under Creative Commons.

Boogie on down with one of the Format Trifecta:

 

ADHDcast Episode 22 Zip files: (mp3) (m4a) (ogg) ... and (one long mp3)

 

Somebody stop me!

 

~D.

 

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ADHDcast 21: Pepsi Cheetos

Posted on September 30, 2013 at 11:30 AM Comments comments (0)

Is everybody happy? That'll all change when you hear...

ADHDcast
EPISODE XXI - Pepsi Cheetos

 

Turn that smile upside-down with Jordan Martyr, Garrett Williams, Tom Schalk and his brother Steve, as they draw-and-quarter such topics as AdBlock AdBlocking itself, Whose Line Is It Anyway: Stoner Edition, full-frontal Colonel Sanders, emailing yourself, sheathing your lightsaber, sharp food, Uncle Ron from Indiana, the balls!, too much corn, papier mache people’s rights, bra-ing the mountains, your gender while being tickled in midair, invisible lakes, Mickey Mouse on the hard stuff, mailing Randy Savage a hat made out of Tinker Toys, will the real Slim Jim please stand up, snapping into a zoot suit, being a hemorrhoid, visible dog farts, Pepsi-flavored Cheetos (which are actually real), Gallagherphilia, the Silky Sheriff, spreading elf awareness, having sex dreams about the founder of the Mormon church, how to make Pop Tarts a part of your complete breakfast, advertising what’s already happening, Muddy Buddies, controllers with mini-keyboards, Dust’n Donuts, watermelon hips, wanging the chung, touching MC Hammer, Breaking Van Der Beek, Fantastic Beasts and How To Photoshop Them, Christopher walkin’ the dog, Photoshop ventriloquism, Optimus Prime transforming into a black woman, Dick Cheney Fudd, putting the “k” in panic, why Tom is going to hell, Betty Boop’s botox, speaking with a Tumblr representative, fistnipples, Old Zealand, choosing punta, finding sponges attractive, hookers and licorice, the slow fap, and Bible study.

 

Credits... will do fine *waves hand mystically*:

  • Most of the *free* music utilized in this podcast is by Starcade, Wolandroid, and Polygon Ring, available over at Kahvi.org, as well as Mindphaser, which is at Archive.org.
  • Interested in the games mentioned in the first part of today's episode? Check out Megaman Unlimited, Angry Video Game Nerd Adventures, and Mighty No. 9 - and don't forget that the Mighty No. 9 Kickstarter campaign ends TOMORROW, so if you want some of those sweet, limited and exclusive backer rewards, act now or forever hold your peace. Don't forget to vote for your favorite Call design! BREAKING N00Z: If we can jack the pledges all the way up to $3.7 mil, they will throw in a Call solo stage!
  • Any questions/suggestions/comments can be submitted to diadae at mail dotkom (that's an email address I'm spelling out phoenetically to avoid spammbotz), or posted in comments on this blog post. Even if you have audio questions or comments, go right ahead; I can splice them in. This includes questions for any guests, which I'll bring up next time they're on the show (if ever... though it's likely they will be).
  • Don't forget that you can subscribe to my YouTube channel to catch VIDEO versions of the interviews! (WARNING: the clips are unedited and will likely take longer to watch than the audio-only versions that I condense down into my podcast releases.)
  • This podcast is NSFW for language and crude humor.
  • This episode clocks in at approximately 2 hours and 20 minutes.
  • ADHDcast is released under Creative Commons.

Time has come for your ears to be lambasted with one of three ostentatious formats:

 

ADHDcast Episode 21 Zip files: (mp3) (m4a) (ogg) ... and (one long mp3)

 

Well, guess that's all I have to say. What I'm trying to say, is that I don't know what to say. I don't even know where to begin. Til it be laterz!

 

~D.

 

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ADHDcast 20: The Schalker

Posted on September 16, 2013 at 2:15 PM Comments comments (0)

Aw, crud! It's about to be...

ADHDcast
EPISODE XX - The Schalker

Feel all grumpy in the pants with Garrett the Williams and Tom the Schalk, as they whinge and also grouse about the Slug Effect, getting paid in Yen, breeding pennies in Second Life, being old, Goonies and Godfathers, enigmas wandering the space of the internet, Batman’s parents going to “live on a farm”, Tom’s sledgehammer, romancing the Chrysler building, rules 34 and 35 as applied to ADHDcast, Empire State being a power-bottom, How To Basic, cozying up to a can of paint, learning how to have “swag”, eating dairy, gurling blood and death, pho (AKA, FUH!), referencing Genesis songs without meaning to, the twerking (again), stealing Huey Lewis, licensing issues that prevent us from having any fun, shaking your social media, podcast perfume samples, being in a metacarpal relationship, the Schalker, Hannoying, ancient nanotechnology, The Mighty Aqua-ducks, the evil of Beliebers, the evolution of Drake & Josh, David Bowie tour news, fresh insights into Labyrinth, Sudafed Batman’s tips and tricks for Duck Hunt, Duck Lamp: The Treasure Of Tales Movie, Tony Jay, Disney movies and shows, the epicness of Gargoyles, Thundercats bloopers, the Tomophone, un-clownlike mustaches, why “YMCA” is the anthem of gay elbows and Cher-queens, animated storybooks, Stickybear, Schogetten, our viewership being not at all improved by Naziism, Patrick Warburton, Randy Savage love, the ramen burger, improved HD Google Hangouts, and Yogi Bear forcing Boo Boo to use the free perfume samples from ADHDcast Magazine.

 

Before you start crying into your beer, maybe you should try LISTENING for once when I'm talking to you:

  • Most of the *free* music utilized in this podcast is by Weldroid and Torley, available over at Kahvi.org, as well as Adhesion, which is at Archive.org.
  • Also featured are the songs “Geronimo" by The Knocks, and "My Innocence" by Bif Naked. Go give them a whole buncha money RIGHT NOW
  • Any questions/suggestions/comments can be submitted to diadae at mail dotkom (that's an email address I'm spelling out phoenetically to avoid spammbotz), or posted in comments on this blog post. Even if you have audio questions or comments, go right ahead; I can splice them in. This includes questions for any guests, which I'll bring up next time they're on the show (if ever... though it's likely they will be).
  • Don't forget that you can subscribe to my YouTube channel to catch VIDEO versions of the interviews! (WARNING: the clips are unedited and will likely take longer to watch than the audio-only versions that I condense down into my podcast releases.)
  • This podcast is NSFW for language and crude humor.
  • This episode clocks in at approximately 2 hours and 4 minutes.
  • ADHDcast is released under Creative Commons.

Now, you can hear whining at maximum volume in three annoying formats:

 

 ADHDcast Episode 20 Zip files: (mp3) (m4a) (ogg) ... and (one long mp3)

 

Fine, there, you have it! Now GET OUTTA HERE ALREADY!

 

~D.

 

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ADHDcast 19: Shirtwins

Posted on September 9, 2013 at 1:55 PM Comments comments (0)

Welcome back to the golden realm of...

ADHDcast
EPISODE XIX - Shirtwins

Gird thy loins with Sir Aedylon, the Duke of Ferret, Lady Shade, and resident court jesters Waynick and Stantz as they parley about having genitalia, yams of doom, rice pudding, Deus Ex: Human Revolution, rum and Disaronno, Lithuanian ninjas, gluten-free whiskey, Cthulhu, the trustworthiness of Wikipedia, the elusive mushroom-snake, the wonders of the S.C.U.M.M. engine, new shoes, Zoobooks, yogHurt, ADHD being not real, whether or not “midget” is offensive (spoiler: it is), matching shirts, floppies, talking to things that cannot hear you, random Shakespeare, paying for the privilege of using crappy software, indoor bottle rockets, speciality ribbons, how to inherit the Garrett ferret, liquor preferences, the somewhat-contested hotness of Rosario Dawson, one too many antennae, ESPing your pants, reality sitcoms, noise-cancelling webcams, bucket or f*** it, the Wonder Twins, shuffling our guests, taquitos, Mark’s paradoxes, phone wallpaper, Katy Perry’s “Prism” being unrelated to computer programs, D. predicts the future, Anthony Stewart Head, sigh-yodeling, more than the belly button, sexy British accents in your inbox, serenading Roseanne, back them files up, keeping it in the family, Brandi choking herself, growing extra “parts” on mice, the Cuban Shuffle Team versus the Curly Shuffle Team, getting laid versus making love, tentacles, laptop power supplies, The Rapping Prompt, an unholy din, Mark being a good housewife, Marcy Playground, Fox News is no news, corgis, Aedylon castrating John, the quality of character animation in video games and the causes of low quality, sound checking the crickets, taking a swig of your cigarette, the Ontario Megacorp Financial Group, Rachel Parent’s neophyte badassery, twerking manually, and getting a life.

 

Before we sally forth into fields stained red, mayhaps you should peruse these posted decrees:

  • Most of the *free* music utilized in this podcast is by Trx, Frederik Behr, and Drafts On A Theme, available over at Kahvi.org, as well as Mindphaser, which is at Archive.org.
  • Also featured are the songs “Shot You Down,“ “I’m Gonna Get You Back,” and “Summer Nights,” used with permission from the ravishing and talented drummer/producer/vocalist, Florrie. Go give her a whole buncha money RIGHT NOW
  • For some stupid reason (I am so confused), the permissably-small clips of Two Way's "All Dressed Up" and Murray Head's "One Night In Bangkok" did not sync up with when they were discussed; they actually played BEFORE they were mentioned. Whoopsie!
  • Any questions/suggestions/comments can be submitted to diadae at mail dotkom (that's an email address I'm spelling out phoenetically to avoid spammbotz), or posted in comments on this blog post. Even if you have audio questions or comments, go right ahead; I can splice them in. This includes questions for any guests, which I'll bring up next time they're on the show (if ever... though it's likely they will be).
  • Don't forget that you can subscribe to my YouTube channel to catch VIDEO versions of the interviews! (WARNING: the clips are unedited and will likely take longer to watch than the audio-only versions that I condense down into my podcast releases.)
  • This podcast is NSFW for language and crude humor.
  • This episode clocks in at approximately 2 hours and 9 minutes.
  • ADHDcast is released under Creative Commons.

Choose your weapon wisely from these three archetypes:

 

ADHDcast Episode 19 Zip files: (mp3) (m4a) (ogg) ... and (one long mp3)

 

Have at thee, vile Monday - we shall slay the beast together! FOR IRELAND!

 

~D.

 

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ADHDcast 18: Broccoli Tonfa

Posted on September 2, 2013 at 6:25 PM Comments comments (0)

It's Labor Day, and we're grilling up a whole mess of...

ADHDcast
EPISODE XVIII - Broccoli Tonfa



Grab a six-pack and some potato salad with D. the Deejay and special guest, Jordan Martyr! We'll be tossing around the ol' pigskin and waxing nostalgic about the old days, talking about the weather being cooler than somewhere else, Kanye West, The Joy Of Pooping, the Council Of The Elders, Mandarin Duck L'orange, finding truth wrapped up in a corn dog, Amy Weaselhouse, the fate of the “Roseanne” cast, Amanda Bynes losing her sh*t, Rosie O’Donnell, doing things for the good of the Poop, the Forbes swimsuit issue, basketball game music as rendered by Alan Parsons Project (not John Tesh), stripper poles, Gone With The Wind and its similarities to PhotoPoop, hat twins, tasty grandchildren being criminals, Tony Danza, LOLcats, Spanish fly, broccoli tonfa, giving up, dogs and cats tolerating each other, leaving your hash pipe and/or acid at McDonald’s, rabbits, refreshing time in Iceland, getting famous for taking a dump, Southern New Hampshire in the springtime (online only), porn college, the gong, Nelly moving in mysterious circles, George Jet-ferson, mottos being laws, with or without the trumpets, the ups and downs of Joplin’s Art Walk, heart soup, why you should keep drums a secret, Italian and/or Jewish bands at restaurants, Lars Ulrich getting paid in tacos, Laffy Taffy, a phone call from grandpa, touching it with bacon bits, looking up nude men for the good of the Poop, and Tom Hanks being stuck in a cat’s fur.


Before Grandpa Fred tells you how he got his wooden leg again, howzabout you make sure you didn't forget any of these credits:


  • WARNING: the Google Hangout with Jordan was a very visual thing with lots of live Photoshopping, but I still feel like it’s entertaining as audio. However, the video version is still up on YouTube right here if you need to actually see Roseanne and Rosie O'Donnell make out. *shudder*
  • Most of the *free* music utilized in this podcast is from the various artists album Secret Games, available over at Kahvi.org.
  • Also featured are the songs “Outside Your Window”, “For”, “Immaculate And Impotent”, “Skew” by Jordan Martyr, as well as "Horizon" by Atari Aria. Go shoot him a whole buncha money RIGHT NOW
  • Any questions/suggestions/comments can be submitted to diadae at mail dotkom (that's an email address I'm spelling out phoenetically to avoid spammbotz), or posted in comments on this blog post. Even if you have audio questions or comments, go right ahead; I can splice them in. This includes questions for any guests, which I'll bring up next time they're on the show (if ever... though it's likely they will be).
  • Don't forget that you can subscribe to my YouTube channel to catch VIDEO versions of the interviews! (WARNING: the clips are unedited and will likely take longer to watch than the audio-only versions that I condense down into my podcast releases.)
  • This podcast is NSFW for language and crude humor.
  • This episode clocks in at approximately 1 hour and 56 minutes.
  • ADHDcast is released under Creative Commons.

Aunt Bea baked today's podcast into these three delicious fruit flavors:


ADHDcast Episode 18 Zip files: (mp3) (m4a) (ogg) ... and (one long mp3)


Now pass that lighter fluid and let's roast this mofo!


~D.



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ADHDcast 17: Attack of the Rotten Tomatoes

Posted on August 26, 2013 at 1:15 PM Comments comments (0)

Monday hassling you again? Come on, get back in there and knock it out with...

ADHDcast EPISODE XVII -
Attack Of The Rotten Tomatoes


Wind up and take a swing at the start of another workweek with D. the Deejay, Zacharey Hollingshead, Brandi Shade, Garrett Williams, and Tom Schalk, with brief guest appearances by April Hollingshead, John Waynick, and Mark Stantz. We'll be taking a bite out of boredom by rabbit-punching a plethora of topics, such as Red Baron pizza, meat tenderizing your husband, the dancing, head lice, cans of milf, snakes and geckos, becoming Krillin, glitchy games, Fable 8, military surplus trucks, Diablo versus WoW, auto detailing with Zach, mounted microwaves, using this podcast as some kind of endurance challenge, building your own computer, exciting boringness, GeoCities, being approached by Microsoft, kneading the dough, anti-jokes, Twelfth Doctor, crackpot fan theories, Nietzsche’s Greatest Hits, breaking lunchbox news, dubstepping Ted, HWAT, stwerked animals, cultured beef burgers, carnitaurus and other dinosaurs (like Earl, Charlene and the Baby), depressing endings to 90s sitcoms, Game of Thrones versus A Game Of Thrones, Cerseipher Walken, how having ADHD affects one’s ability to read, Dollhouse and Firefly, Muppets sequels, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes and its sequels, Dragonball Z Abridged, Firefly online, being distantly related to Lucille Ball, Barbara St-something, mud, and Yoda coming on to Optimus Prime. Also, introducing Rotten Tomatoes: The Home Game!


Before the bell rings and you go up against the heavyweight champ that is Monday, spar for a minute with these credits:

 

  • Most of the *free* music utilized in this podcast was provided by Mindphaser and Jumbo Jazz, located at Archive.org. Sorry, due to this horrendous cold I didn't have time/energy to use any wider variety of musical selections. Next week, for sure!
  • By the way, that last line of Japanese at the beginning is "Baka gaijin wa oroka-sa no tame ni nihongo o shiyō shitai to omoimasu."
  • Any questions/suggestions/comments can be submitted to diadae at mail dotkom (that's an email address I'm spelling out phoenetically to avoid spammbotz), or posted in comments on this blog post. Even if you have audio questions or comments, go right ahead; I can splice them in. This includes questions for any guests, which I'll bring up next time they're on the show (if ever... though it's likely they will be).
  • Don't forget that you can subscribe to my YouTube channel to catch VIDEO versions of the interviews! (WARNING: the clips are unedited and will likely take longer to watch than the audio-only versions that I condense down into my podcast releases.)
  • This podcast is NSFW for language and crude humor.
  • This episode clocks in at approximately 2 hours and 5 minutes.
  • ADHDcast is released under Creative Commons.

Lace up your gloves and TKO any of the following three formats:


ADHDcast Episode 17 Zip files: (mp3) (m4a) (ogg) ... and (one long mp3)


Let's get ready to (g)rumble!


~D.


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The Great Work Has Begun Anew.

Posted on August 20, 2013 at 1:25 PM Comments comments (0)

ADHDcast 16: Craburrito

Posted on August 19, 2013 at 10:40 AM Comments comments (0)

Already sick of Monday? 10-4 on that! Let's ride out with...

ADHDcast
EPISODE XVI - Craburrito

 

Breaker, breaker - it's D. the Deejay, barrelling down the pike with Garrett the Ferret, Shady Brandi, Johnny "Warthog" Waynick, and Good Buddy Aedylon. We'll be passing a multitude of interesting sights, including open-source woowoowoo, You Can’t Do That On Television, Aedylon sounding like Butthead, Galaga versus Macross, the plight of the North American craburrito, space Nazis, Garrett & Garrett Go To Taco Bell, waffles being ruined, InuYasha, movies with “2000” in the title, Aedylon’s nuts, Japanese Export (again), what John wants from happy, throwing a shoe at Aedylon, Garrett’s nipple being an attention whore, KoRn’s new album, crappyapp, (f)utilities, multiplying Garretts, twerking it, merging of universes, getting one’s “flight column” stuck in the air conditioner, going back to university and other plans for the future, The Ice Brandi Cometh, multiple varieties of strip clubs, a nice cup of warm twerk, Wiki Deli, Spatula City, Macross: Do You Remember Love, anime licensing and decline in craftsmanship, Choose Your Own Adventure books, orientaltwerk.com, getting Lasik for purposes of lab work, lists of “top 50 blah blah blah”, charades, surfing/twerking bird, dyselxia, army-related jobs, the Fayetteville flies, defecating in chartreuse, intensive Swahili programs, pressing the seat eject button, explosions of monitors, splitters, making fun of crying children, blueberry chicken, condiment wars, Michaelangelo’s Pizza Taste Test Challenge, Aedylon looking like Anjin-san from Shogun, suburban wildlife, the Ninja Gaiden series, getting a free meal at a Japanese teppanyaki steakhouse, traffic cops, marihoochie, truncating silence (or “toon-caking salad”, alternately), how to bumble your way through podcasting, Smart cars looking like gumdrops, buying sexy manatees, i c wut u did thar, e-cloves, Canadian climate, payment in beer, hearing balls, exit 69 to Johnson, the difference between “rape” and “fire”, paparazzi, work-related boobies, getting up in Brandi’s ass, and the latest air-type Pokemon.

 

Before we get underway, you really ought to visit this rest stop and browse through some credits in the vending machine:

  • Most of the *free* music utilized in this podcast can be found on Kahvi.org [by MigloJE, Mikael Fyrek, and SpeaK], and also Mindphaser and Can’t Buy My Pride, located at Archive.org.
  • The song "Ciao Bella" was used with generous permission by the ravishing and powerful Bif Naked. Go give her all the money NOW
  • For those of you who were interested, here's a link to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cinemassacre Pizza Taste Test. Also, that Call Me Shirley generator.
  • Any questions/suggestions/comments can be submitted to diadae at mail dotkom (that's an email address I'm spelling out phoenetically to avoid spammbotz), or posted in comments on this blog post. Even if you have audio questions or comments, go right ahead; I can splice them in. This includes questions for any guests, which I'll bring up next time they're on the show (if ever... though it's likely they will be).
  • Don't forget that you can subscribe to my YouTube channel to catch VIDEO versions of the interviews! (WARNING: the clips are unedited and will likely take longer to watch than the audio-only versions that I condense down into my podcast releases.)
  • This podcast is NSFW for language and crude humor.
  • This episode clocks in at just under 2 hours and 18 minutes.
  • ADHDcast is released under Creative Commons.

Hitch up your rig to any of the following three trailers:

 

ADHDcast Episode 16 Zip files: (mp3) (m4a) (ogg) ... and (one long mp3)

 

Looks like we got us a convoy!

 

~D.

 

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ADHDcast 15: Schalkolate Milkschalk

Posted on August 12, 2013 at 1:20 PM Comments comments (0)

Make it so, ensign! We're flying headlong into a celestial storm of...

ADHDcast
EPISODE XV - Schalkolate Milkschalk


On this journey into the unwelcome, we follow Captain D. the Deejay as he plots a course throught he ADHD Galaxy with First Mate Tom Schalk, Lieutenant Garrett Williams, and the ill-fated red-shirts Brandi Shade and John Waynick. They will encounter strange new topics and uncomfortable subject matter, such as additions to Google Hangouts, cake or death, Blendshow: the werewolf alpha, voice acting in your underwear - or completely nude, Frank Welker, the apparent sounds giraffes make, foxes hunting birds, German madmen harnessing the power of flight, HWAT, getting back to twerk, Snooperstitious Direwolf, Westboro Baptist Church, campaign promises about bouncy castles, Captain Kirk and his very special left hand, circumcision, “Also Sprach Zarathustra” being used inappropriately, Mrs. Butterworth versus Aunt Jemima, why none of us has a girlfriend, audio tap-dancing, somewhat lucid dreaming, George being the same thing as Jimmy, the future game show known as “Japanese Export” we are developing, attempting Zim, the ballad of Mark Stantz, Twinkies and the Hostess Thrift Store, Teddy Pendergrass, sex with giraffes, the Lex Luthor Burger versus the M. Bison Burger, Street Fighter II: The Anime, highbrow humor, farting (see how those are right next to each other?), writing books so they don’t go as badly wrong as “Casual Vacancy”, Schwarzenegger’s vagina, creating alcohol from your own urine, the overwhelming number of options on the internet, Twitter’s dildo, John getting cut off at the pizza bar, Build-A-Bear Workshop, Bear Nuts (a webcomic that somehow has nothing to do with testicles), John’s serial nudity, wishing for a penis (again), Tom finding out he’s gay after a trip to the restroom, the last hair, making your neighbors deaf, the contents of a bedroom drawer, RedTube, purple peninsulas on Mars, “Manah Manah”, Liam Neeson, The Godfather being overrated, and Marx Brothers movies.


Please study this abridged Starfleet manual before your first away mission:

  • Most of the *free* music utilized in this podcast can be found on Kahvi.org [by Data Rebel, Sebastien Marchal, Mikael Fyrek, and MigloJE], but I also used a public domain version of the over-utilized "Also Sprach Zarathustra" by Kevin MacLeod, available at Incompetech.com (yes, it's the 2001: A Space Odyssey song, but it HAS A NAME, Y'KNOW).
  • The song "Potential" was used with generous permission by the tremendous Emily Zuzik. Also "Put Me Down" by my hetero life partner, Jordan Martyr. Go give them all the money NOW
  • For those of you who were interested, here's a link to that "GET BACK TO TWERK" video Tom was telling us about. It, uh... yeah, whatever. Go. Just go.
  • Any questions/suggestions/comments can be submitted to diadae at mail dotkom (that's an email address I'm spelling out phoenetically to avoid spammbotz), or posted in comments on this blog post. Even if you have audio questions or comments, go right ahead; I can splice them in. This includes questions for any guests, which I'll bring up next time they're on the show (if ever... though it's likely they will be).
  • Don't forget that you can subscribe to my YouTube channel to catch VIDEO versions of the interviews! (WARNING: the clips are unedited and will likely take longer to watch than the audio-only versions that I condense down into my podcast releases.)
  • This podcast is NSFW for language and crude humor.
  • This episode clocks in at 2 hours and 20 minutes.
  • ADHDcast is released under Creative Commons.

You can beam to any of the following three coordinates:

 

 ADHDcast Episode 15 Zip files: (mp3) (m4a) (ogg) ... and (one long mp3)

 

Engage.

 

~D.

 

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ADHDcast 14: Clint Eastpants

Posted on August 5, 2013 at 1:50 PM Comments comments (0)

Weathering the dreaded Monday Hangover? Get ready to fight it off with...

ADHDcast
EPISODE XIV - Clint Eastpants


While miss Kitty Pryde lays down some gentle somnambulistic beats, pull the thick quilt over yourself that's made up of D. the Deejay, Garrett Williams, Brandi Shade, Tom Schalk, and a super-drunk John Waynick as they examine such semi-confrontational concepts as having a Walkenfrog in your throat, video cards, Clint Eastpants, naming your children after anime, frothy mugs of water, adult cereal boxes, a pissing contest of hourly usage on Steam, what a tchotchke is, business cards, voicing Disney characters, getting Garrett laid, bison being the meat of the future, checking one’s leghair, mimosas and other liquor, being your own prostitute, fox-watching, more technical difficulties (one day we will get this right, I swear!), Max Headroom, the impending Episode Zero, Firefly and other Whedonness, Christopher Walkenwolf, sneaking into other people’s houses, Good Mythical Morning AKA Rhett & Link’s Excellent Adventure With Ayn Rand, Three Stooges impressions, NoisehairCast, nudism at its worst, The Flaming Drunkard, the difference between chai and soy, someone slipping crack into John’s alcohol, popper stoppers, being in a podcast with David Bowie, rim-job versus rim-shot, coffee after midnight, addiction to fanfiction, squeezing the ferret to get your money back, mounting John, mapmaking and its many trials, me being a “homey D”, deviantArt, attribution of alcohol consumption, how to improve one’s speaking voice, “come have sex with me”, this one time at band camp, Brandi trying to fix Garrett up with her skanky friends, getting a pineapple stuck up your ass, sleeping with cats, McDiving, Jack FM, de declawing debate, autotuning vulpines, a cold and delicious bottle of hand sanitizer, taking a screenshot on the Nexus tablet, and using the phone icon to change the volume on your space heater.

 

Be sure to weave the appropriate hand signs to defeat these intimidating credits:

  • Most of the *free* music utilized in this podcast can be found on Kahvi.org [by Altus + Trx], but I also used even more relaxing tunes by Mindphaser and a song by Royal Hawaiians, which can be found at Archive.org.
  • The songs "smiledog", "Okay Cupid" and "Give Me Scabies" were used with generous permission by the inexplicable and cute Kitty Pryde. Go give her all the money NOW
  • Also, I used a permissably-short clips of a Gorillaz song. Because... if you need help with that one, then we're done here. I SAID DONE. GTFO
  • Any questions/suggestions/comments can be submitted to diadae at mail dotkom (that's an email address I'm spelling out phoenetically to avoid spammbotz), or posted in comments on this blog post. Even if you have audio questions or comments, go right ahead; I can splice them in. This includes questions for any guests, which I'll bring up next time they're on the show (if ever... though it's likely they will be).
  • Don't forget that you can subscribe to my YouTube channel to catch VIDEO versions of the interviews! (WARNING: the clips are unedited and will likely take longer to watch than the audio-only versions that I condense down into my podcast releases.)
  • This podcast is NSFW for language and crude humor.
  • This episode clocks in at 2 hours and 19 minutes.
  • ADHDcast is released under Creative Commons.

Very quietly select which of these three formats you need, and FOR GOD'S SAKE DON'T SLAM THE DOOR:

 

ADHDcast Episode 14 Zip files: (mp3) (m4a) (ogg) ... and (one long mp3)

 

There, it has been delivered. Now SHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

 

 ~D.

 

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