|Posted on April 7, 2014 at 5:40 PM||comments (6)|
Put down that toaster, or else...
Another long break in the routine! This time I'm going to be up front with you people; the editing process for putting an episode together is pretty long and tedious, and it's really hard to love doing it when it puts so much strain on my schedule. I still don't know if I'm going to want to continue this show, but I'd like to try to get some of these old, already-recorded eps out to you. Don't be surprised if after this one, they come with less frequency, and also are not quite so smooth and polished as they were before (because like I said, editing... geesh.)
D. the Deejay will be continuing the previous interview with Amy Sulam, Paul Voigt, and Tom Schalk (with Garrett Williams later joining us) to discuss Jonah Hill making Leonardo diCaprio throw up, the Pizza Underground with Macaulay Culkin, when Paul is going to murder Amy, fabric sofTener, dropping off Twitter for boobs, Vincent Price versus Rex Harrison, comedic timing, watch-phones, Rocko’s Modern Life, technical difficulties, moshing in your meanie pants, glitter ponies, advice on kidnapping, being on The Wire, celebrity stalkers, an artist’s responsibilities, Golem Vs. Frankenstein, Penis Mary Shelley, resurrecting Brian Griffin, The Voice Acting Alliance, Roger Rabbit, Sherlock causing Amy to cream herself, Real Genius, Seinfeld versus Friends versus Always Sunny, Mr. Plinkett being the door greeter of Hell, Scott Pilgrim’s false confidence, whether or not Jason Bateman was a creeper in Juno, Jennifer Grey’s nose, happy drops of water, and buying JRR Tolkien’s underwear.
Before we hit you with the funny, we gotta hit you with the credits:
It drops in three formats, G:
And off it goes into the internets! Hopefully it won't take me so long to get to Episode 29, which introduces the lovely Taylor Lynn Patrick (and believe me, you'll be so glad to meet her you'll probably wet yourself)! Until then...
|Posted on January 27, 2014 at 2:10 PM||comments (0)|
Bet you've been jonesing for some...
EPISODE XXVII - Scarred For Life
After kicking off Season Tweux, we did kind of take a brief hiatus, and for that, we apologize! D. the Deejay is back, and he special guest co-host Scar will kick off the Foreword of today's show by talking about running the library, free mojitos, memories of New York City, culture shock, suburbia, throwing the baseball around, pepsi-flavored cheetohs (finally trying them), Vietnamese food, classic cinema, social pollution, Elysium, health care and population control, drinking during the holidays, Mortal Kombat Vs. DC, Max Payne 3, J.J. Abrams and Star Trek, and the jewfro. After Claire compliments you, D. comes back with Amy Sulam, Paul Voigt, Brandi Shade and Tom Schalk to discuss being a guitar, recording a walk-out, Lego Legolas Versus Lego Jesus, Jew cleavage, the anatomy of pizza rolls, Amy’s big gay birthday party, friends-with-benefits, the Hebrew Hammer, strip clubs, being a good wingman (AKA, Amy Sulam’s Lesbiriffic Dating Tips), Game of Thrones In Tights, coming out in junior high gym class, lessons in giving girls head, rules of the game, The Wizard Of ADHD, the awesomeness of Shay, Mackelmore being very cool in person, sucking a mean joke and other semi-racist fun, Antonio Banderas sings about Smaug, invisibility or flight, and the debut of ADHDaycare.
Before it's casty-time, we have to explode forth with the credits, like so:
Getcho twitchy fix in three formats:
And there you have it, friends! Now, be sure to tune in for Episode 28, which contains the continuation of today's Interview portion! Toodles!
|Posted on December 24, 2013 at 3:55 PM||comments (0)|
Deck the halls with boughs of...
Welcome to Season Two, an early Christmas gift from the ADHDweebs! D. the Deejay, Aedylon Issyrol, Amy Sulam, Paul Voigt, and Tom Schalk will bring you some figgy pudding as they extol glad tidings of subjects such as knowing who you are, Amy’s dating tips, monocling yourself, breaking out the booze, E.T. and V.H.S., Sheena Easton, Aedylon The Linebacker, diapering with one hand, video game tournament plans for Seattle, Amy’s cheerleading practice, whether or not Batman would fight us, Jewish magic, rabbits “using” hats, chinchillas, making a tumblr of jealous haters, glitter, getting schwasted out of a green cup, condo associations, peeing on the highway, the Goddess of the Train, Doom Mons, the women of Seattle, Detroit Rock City, pouring egg nog down the toilet, spiking the family punch bowl, Twitter as a conjunction, The Sim-Battle Chat Room, French children not having ADHD, Star Trek Online, some other Canadian hockey team, St. Louis IKEA, The Big Letdownbowski, drunken Kermit, Amy being the Cadillac of transsexuals, payment in Corn Nuts, deviance, Kansas Beach, Elspeth Eastman’s Essential Electronica, Golden Axestein, the Ten Commandments App, Name That Nintendo Tune, Lavos reshaping the Midwest, Tom and his ocarina, Plinketting, plagiarism, win-cest, true neutral and lawful evil menorahs, and sending pizza rolls by mail.
Before Santa sweeps your chimney, hear these credits ring-ting-tingling:
Whether naughty or nice, you can still unwrap one of these three formats:
Hoo-ey! Now, let's all get our gift receipts ready and hit the mall, because some of this useless junk has GOT to go back! Happy Holidays!
|Posted on November 12, 2013 at 12:10 AM||comments (0)|
Put on your party hat (by which I obviously mean "Trojan"), it's...
Get your pin-the-tail-on-the-Yoda on as D. the Deejay does the Chicken Dance with the older and possibly-wiser Tom Schalk, Garrett Williams, Zacharey Hollingshead, Brandi Shade, Mark Stantz, and Aedylon Issyrol as they spin the bottle with topics like doing the Dustin, nostalgia, Tom’s 57th birthday, eggplant delight, hiccuping to death, horny crickets and birds, Game Of Thrones Ale, a pound of snot, secretly famous, cleaning Tom’s pores, being diagnosed by Dr. Seuss, frogs in throats, life advice, hot towel, puddle-jumpers, sweaty vaginas, the language of cinematography, skateboard hockey, dromedaries, Pac-Man twerking, attempting to crush beer cans on your forehead, Yogi Bear’s illicit activities, birthday spankings, Server Demonica, Phoenix Wright No. 9, what Das Bier Fox says, degaussing toothpaste, Super Ukelele Bros., Nickelback: Not Even Once, Shade’s horrifying face, spooning the Wizard of Oz, a podcasty symphony of destruction, synchronized defecating, buzzing phones, sexy laptops, Tiny Tim, Halloween recap, an update on Garrett’s mother, Phantom Of The Ukelele, cookies, The Vagina Monologues, crossed wires in Google Hangouts, learning “Moonlight Sonata” on the go, ancient librarian technology, Revenge Of Horny Goat Fighter, Tom’s birthday balls dropping, shower mounts, yawning, New York City being the place for Christopher Walken, Star Wars: Episode VII, Optimus being the king of coupons (not queuepons), mothers named Michael, Tom actually fapping, and Mark getting Shade ejected from the podcast. Also introducing: Scar!
Get ready to open your credits:
Have a slice of any of these three delicious birthday cakes:
Now, don't forget to give Aunt Berta some sugar to say thank you for the lovely sweater with the duckies on it! D'awwwww!
|Posted on October 28, 2013 at 1:00 PM||comments (0)|
Set the ray to Jerry for one more little...
Dead eyes are just like D. the Deejay as he spends Today with Aedylon Issyrol, Tom Schalk, and Zacharey Hollingshead as they Cherub Rock out with such topics as pea soup, getting buzzed, the good and bad exports we get from Japan, strongly disliking change, Tales Of Symphonia trying to overpower Getty Images, Street Fighter: Horny Goat Weed Edition, Grumpy Cat and his publicists, Zacharey being Santa, lightsabers being highly probable in the near future, memory card anger, the origin of f***, wives making McDonalds runs, making Aedylon’s backside quiver, ukelele-ing “Freebird”, going senile at 19, Aedylon being Hank Hill, lightsabers: revisited, Hobby Lobby being racist, infiltrating the neo-Nazi gatherings, Steve Jobs and page files, the virtues of 16-bit sound chips, Welcome To Die, opening our bibles to YouTube, anime dubbing, daring to be a Transformer, Angry Video Game Nerd versus Nostalgia Critic, Die Fassenbuch, being friends with the guy who killed Mufasa, bursting into song, chasing after your friend’s family members, Castlevania sub-weapons, why having a day job sucks, sphincters in palms, Willem Dafoe’s c***sucker voice, having Tschermann Hairretaege, Nightmare Ned, rebooting ReBoot, self-service pumps, grabbin’ some poutine, prestidigitation, and the old Star Trek movies.
These credits are all by themselves, as they've always felt:
Partake in one of (thirty)three formats:
The world is a vampire - and neither am I! (what?)
|Posted on October 14, 2013 at 10:15 AM||comments (0)|
Gird your loins for another navigationablicious...
Reunite for the first time with Tom Schalk and his brother Steve, and also Aedylon Issyrol, as they play intellectual parcheesi with such topics as the law of the concrete jungle, action figures, neTwerking, et tu verata nicto, Wil Wheaton kidnapping your family, the Kermit-off, grilled cookies, the Yoda-off, the black metal-off, Stoned Wars, fighting trees, the Hyperloop, Lon Gisland, using Ninja Turtles as a pickup line, why Nathan Fillion should have played Green Lantern, tuna and beans, the Odd Couple, Jason Statham movies, the seven words, getting one’s anatomy caught in an air conditioner, watching Saiyans twerk, Justin Timberlake wishing he was Michael Jackson, horoscopes, whether or not Shark Tale (AKA, Will Smith as a fish) holds up, Tom being schizophrenic, blaspheming against the Angry Video Game Nerd, two-sided printing, being too French for French class, reasons to read Voltaire, ska-thic music, creepy old man voices, bastardizing Disney, the wide world of Hanna-Barbera, the failings of evil frog minions, Istanbul not being Constantinople, pop music going to crap in the latter half of the 90s, concert culture and progressive rock, the need for balance in government, the difference between Gerald and Henry, a possibly-inaccurate definition of tax shelters, being blown off the road due to clean energy, Japanese electric motorcycles, and patriotism versus nationalism.
Whatchoo talkin' bout credits? Here they are:
Boogie on down with one of the Format Trifecta:
Somebody stop me!
|Posted on September 30, 2013 at 11:30 AM||comments (0)|
Is everybody happy? That'll all change when you hear...
Turn that smile upside-down with Jordan Martyr, Garrett Williams, Tom Schalk and his brother Steve, as they draw-and-quarter such topics as AdBlock AdBlocking itself, Whose Line Is It Anyway: Stoner Edition, full-frontal Colonel Sanders, emailing yourself, sheathing your lightsaber, sharp food, Uncle Ron from Indiana, the balls!, too much corn, papier mache people’s rights, bra-ing the mountains, your gender while being tickled in midair, invisible lakes, Mickey Mouse on the hard stuff, mailing Randy Savage a hat made out of Tinker Toys, will the real Slim Jim please stand up, snapping into a zoot suit, being a hemorrhoid, visible dog farts, Pepsi-flavored Cheetos (which are actually real), Gallagherphilia, the Silky Sheriff, spreading elf awareness, having sex dreams about the founder of the Mormon church, how to make Pop Tarts a part of your complete breakfast, advertising what’s already happening, Muddy Buddies, controllers with mini-keyboards, Dust’n Donuts, watermelon hips, wanging the chung, touching MC Hammer, Breaking Van Der Beek, Fantastic Beasts and How To Photoshop Them, Christopher walkin’ the dog, Photoshop ventriloquism, Optimus Prime transforming into a black woman, Dick Cheney Fudd, putting the “k” in panic, why Tom is going to hell, Betty Boop’s botox, speaking with a Tumblr representative, fistnipples, Old Zealand, choosing punta, finding sponges attractive, hookers and licorice, the slow fap, and Bible study.
Credits... will do fine *waves hand mystically*:
Time has come for your ears to be lambasted with one of three ostentatious formats:
Well, guess that's all I have to say. What I'm trying to say, is that I don't know what to say. I don't even know where to begin. Til it be laterz!
|Posted on September 16, 2013 at 2:15 PM||comments (0)|
Aw, crud! It's about to be...
Feel all grumpy in the pants with Garrett the Williams and Tom the Schalk, as they whinge and also grouse about the Slug Effect, getting paid in Yen, breeding pennies in Second Life, being old, Goonies and Godfathers, enigmas wandering the space of the internet, Batman’s parents going to “live on a farm”, Tom’s sledgehammer, romancing the Chrysler building, rules 34 and 35 as applied to ADHDcast, Empire State being a power-bottom, How To Basic, cozying up to a can of paint, learning how to have “swag”, eating dairy, gurling blood and death, pho (AKA, FUH!), referencing Genesis songs without meaning to, the twerking (again), stealing Huey Lewis, licensing issues that prevent us from having any fun, shaking your social media, podcast perfume samples, being in a metacarpal relationship, the Schalker, Hannoying, ancient nanotechnology, The Mighty Aqua-ducks, the evil of Beliebers, the evolution of Drake & Josh, David Bowie tour news, fresh insights into Labyrinth, Sudafed Batman’s tips and tricks for Duck Hunt, Duck Lamp: The Treasure Of Tales Movie, Tony Jay, Disney movies and shows, the epicness of Gargoyles, Thundercats bloopers, the Tomophone, un-clownlike mustaches, why “YMCA” is the anthem of gay elbows and Cher-queens, animated storybooks, Stickybear, Schogetten, our viewership being not at all improved by Naziism, Patrick Warburton, Randy Savage love, the ramen burger, improved HD Google Hangouts, and Yogi Bear forcing Boo Boo to use the free perfume samples from ADHDcast Magazine.
Before you start crying into your beer, maybe you should try LISTENING for once when I'm talking to you:
Now, you can hear whining at maximum volume in three annoying formats:
Fine, there, you have it! Now GET OUTTA HERE ALREADY!
|Posted on September 9, 2013 at 1:55 PM||comments (0)|
Welcome back to the golden realm of...
Gird thy loins with Sir Aedylon, the Duke of Ferret, Lady Shade, and resident court jesters Waynick and Stantz as they parley about having genitalia, yams of doom, rice pudding, Deus Ex: Human Revolution, rum and Disaronno, Lithuanian ninjas, gluten-free whiskey, Cthulhu, the trustworthiness of Wikipedia, the elusive mushroom-snake, the wonders of the S.C.U.M.M. engine, new shoes, Zoobooks, yogHurt, ADHD being not real, whether or not “midget” is offensive (spoiler: it is), matching shirts, floppies, talking to things that cannot hear you, random Shakespeare, paying for the privilege of using crappy software, indoor bottle rockets, speciality ribbons, how to inherit the Garrett ferret, liquor preferences, the somewhat-contested hotness of Rosario Dawson, one too many antennae, ESPing your pants, reality sitcoms, noise-cancelling webcams, bucket or f*** it, the Wonder Twins, shuffling our guests, taquitos, Mark’s paradoxes, phone wallpaper, Katy Perry’s “Prism” being unrelated to computer programs, D. predicts the future, Anthony Stewart Head, sigh-yodeling, more than the belly button, sexy British accents in your inbox, serenading Roseanne, back them files up, keeping it in the family, Brandi choking herself, growing extra “parts” on mice, the Cuban Shuffle Team versus the Curly Shuffle Team, getting laid versus making love, tentacles, laptop power supplies, The Rapping Prompt, an unholy din, Mark being a good housewife, Marcy Playground, Fox News is no news, corgis, Aedylon castrating John, the quality of character animation in video games and the causes of low quality, sound checking the crickets, taking a swig of your cigarette, the Ontario Megacorp Financial Group, Rachel Parent’s neophyte badassery, twerking manually, and getting a life.
Before we sally forth into fields stained red, mayhaps you should peruse these posted decrees:
Choose your weapon wisely from these three archetypes:
Have at thee, vile Monday - we shall slay the beast together! FOR IRELAND!
|Posted on September 2, 2013 at 6:25 PM||comments (0)|
It's Labor Day, and we're grilling up a whole mess of...
Grab a six-pack and some potato salad with D. the Deejay and special guest, Jordan Martyr! We'll be tossing around the ol' pigskin and waxing nostalgic about the old days, talking about the weather being cooler than somewhere else, Kanye West, The Joy Of Pooping, the Council Of The Elders, Mandarin Duck L'orange, finding truth wrapped up in a corn dog, Amy Weaselhouse, the fate of the “Roseanne” cast, Amanda Bynes losing her sh*t, Rosie O’Donnell, doing things for the good of the Poop, the Forbes swimsuit issue, basketball game music as rendered by Alan Parsons Project (not John Tesh), stripper poles, Gone With The Wind and its similarities to PhotoPoop, hat twins, tasty grandchildren being criminals, Tony Danza, LOLcats, Spanish fly, broccoli tonfa, giving up, dogs and cats tolerating each other, leaving your hash pipe and/or acid at McDonald’s, rabbits, refreshing time in Iceland, getting famous for taking a dump, Southern New Hampshire in the springtime (online only), porn college, the gong, Nelly moving in mysterious circles, George Jet-ferson, mottos being laws, with or without the trumpets, the ups and downs of Joplin’s Art Walk, heart soup, why you should keep drums a secret, Italian and/or Jewish bands at restaurants, Lars Ulrich getting paid in tacos, Laffy Taffy, a phone call from grandpa, touching it with bacon bits, looking up nude men for the good of the Poop, and Tom Hanks being stuck in a cat’s fur.
Before Grandpa Fred tells you how he got his wooden leg again, howzabout you make sure you didn't forget any of these credits:
Aunt Bea baked today's podcast into these three delicious fruit flavors:
Now pass that lighter fluid and let's roast this mofo!